Dec 292015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 288
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Isabela , Zevran Arainai
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V2 D1)
Warnings: Bloodplay, knifeplay, the internet is for porn
Notes: Some more awkward humour. Zevran has knives. Cormac is thrilled with this plan.
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Dec 292015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 287
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Isabela , Zevran Arainai
Rating: M (L2 N3 S2 V1 D1)
Warnings: Kink negotiation, consensual violence, strong warnings against non-consensual violence
Notes: A great lot of negotiating and awkwardness.
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Dec 292015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 286
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Isabela , Zevran Arainai
Rating: M (L2 N3 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Terrible jokes, the removal of a great deal of clothing
Notes: Isabela learns that one looks with one's eyes and not with one's hands. Fenris discovers Warden whiskey.
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Dec 292015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 285
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Isabela , Zevran Arainai
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, discussions of sharing the Hawke ass
Notes: A great lot of trouble is made. Stabbing, and then offers of … stabbing.
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Dec 292015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 284
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Isabela , Zevran Arainai
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dead varterral, broken nose, a conversation that includes Zevran and Isabela
Notes: Turning from the brutal dangers of ancient Elvhenan to the delightful dangers of Antiva.
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Dec 292015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 283
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Isabela , Theron Mahariel
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Spider guts, canon-typical violence, CORMAC NO
Notes: More elves, and the return of an ancient elven horror.
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Dec 292015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 282
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Isabela , Theron Mahariel
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, Isabela talks, Theron isn't much of an improvement
Notes: Herein begins a quest to find a certain elven assassin of certain notoriety.
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Dec 292015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 279
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Merrill , Orana , Varric
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: "Welcome to Kirkwall. I envy those of you who didn't understand a word of that."
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Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title:
Pranksters of Kinloch Hold – A Visual Study of Lust
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂,  Karl Thekla ♂,  Alim Surana ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V1 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn, voyeurism, a little rough, the difference between consent and desire
Notes: Surana has been allowed to watch Anders indulge in any number of pleasures, in the interest of furthering his own understanding of experiences he'll never have, and he and his sketchbook accompany two vastly different interpretations of sex, in a single day. (For TumblrMevima)
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Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 278
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Merrill , Orana , Varric
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: Anders is nobody's master, but none of them quite believe that.
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