[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 282
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, Isabela talks, Theron isn't much of an improvement
Notes: Herein begins a quest to find a certain elven assassin of certain notoriety.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 279
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: "Welcome to Kirkwall. I envy those of you who didn't understand a word of that."
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold – A Visual Study of Lust
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Karl Thekla ♂, Alim Surana ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4Â V1 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn, voyeurism, a little rough, the difference between consent and desire
Notes: Surana has been allowed to watch Anders indulge in any number of pleasures, in the interest of furthering his own understanding of experiences he'll never have, and he and his sketchbook accompany two vastly different interpretations of sex, in a single day. (For Mevima)
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 278
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: Anders is nobody's master, but none of them quite believe that.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 277
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: An abundance of elves move into a dilapidated, haunted estate. What could go wrong?
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 275
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Anders ♂, Leliana ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Inappropriate flirtation, politics, canon-typical violence
Notes: Politics, politics, and wild parties some people are sorry they missed, even as others are grateful.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 274
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Elthina ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elthina talks
Notes: Elthina has some concerns about a possible Exalted March. Bethany and Sebastian agree to meet with an agent of the Divine. Anders is delighted to be invited along.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 273
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Stabbing the furniture
Notes: Cullen learns about bureaucratic magic. Anders has some concerns about Varric's continued mental health.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 269
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Flirtation, dildo paperweights, that is not how you cope with Fade rifts
Notes: Anders has a plan. Varric has a very different plan.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 268
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, angst
Notes: Carver makes a very bloody point. Then it's time to break the news to Anders.
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