Title: Velvet and Blade
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Thighs and shoulders
Notes: For Kitta, because who else would get Carver in a tutu? Something a little more weirdly gothic than I lean toward with Carver, but it works pretty well…
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Title: Stormy Holiday
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Beckett Kirklund ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless dude in the functional equivalent of a towel
Notes: The important thing here: Sage is nowhere to be seen.
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Title: Style Swap: Josephine Montilyet & Kim Kitsuragi
Fandom: Dragon Age, Disco Elysium
Characters: Josephine Montilyet ♀, Kim Kitsuragi ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: No, I didn't put Kim in drag, but I probably should have
Notes: I dunno, we were joking in chat about Disco Elysium, but with Dragon Age characters, and somehow we decided that Josephine would be the perfect Kim. And then somebody was like 'INQUISITOR HARRY, THO', which is less relevant but funnier. So, I tried to swap the sartorial feel of Josephine and Kim, and ehhh, I could've done better with Kim.
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Title: Doglord's Foothold
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nothin' but fancy shorts and a trashy pose
Notes: Bit of a nod to some ruins in the Hinterlands of Ferelden, with extra Dales-era wolf statue. And extra Lord Dog. For the Secret Companion.
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Title: Looking for Trouble
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Sage Kirklund ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Those shorts are short
Notes:
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Title: Swordy and Smiling
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A relatively well-dressed merman
Notes: Carver, showing off his finest attributes, for Badger.
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Title: Machinery of Air and Water
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad circuit-fish
Notes: It's not his department. Yeah, he can probably figure it out, but that doesn't mean it'll ever work again. It's not designed for down here. It's designed for up there, and it probably can't handle the pressure, or it would still work. Obviously.
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Title: Bring Your Own Gravity
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leliana ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mermaid
Notes: … or don't. Leliana for Anda.
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Title: A Light in the Deep
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Chaz Villette ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A technically-nude merman
Notes: So, I think this is the point at which I admit there will never be a better mer!Chaz image than This Fish Will Fuck You Up. Which isn't to say this one's bad — but, it lacks the power of that first one. Not blue enough in the right places. Not red enough, in others.
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Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:
I'd stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y'know, sickly Orlesian book style.
And Comedy of Assholes readers know there's only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.
what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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