Apr 132023
 

Title: Get Anders? Got Anders.
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Ser Pounce-a-lot
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Yeah, so, it only took me seven EIGHT years to get an Anders I could live with. Some characters just have faces I struggle with. The outfit's loosely extrapolated from some unused concept art, because I wanted him in something a little more … Warden-y than you get in either game, really. I know it's glitchy, and there's like three different shades of blue, but I'm not at a point in my life where I can actually give a fuck.

I just needed something viable so I can finish a now-belated birthday gift. and yes, i know i have 5k on the Western Deserts due tomorrow, i'm working on it
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Apr 122023
 

Title: An Intersection of Assassins
Fandom: Forgotten Realms, Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Entreri , Zevran Arainai
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless dudes, implied later smut
Notes: I can't brain, this month, so I asked in chat if anyone had any pairings they wanted to see. I got back suggestions for this delightful crossover.
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Apr 102023
 

Title: But Is It House-Trained
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Mintaka , Anton Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"Seriously? A dragon? Indoors?"

"It's a drake. And this is a dog! And this is also my throne room."

"It's a Maker-damned dragon, Hawke. You know what happens when that thing grows up?"

"I feed him twice as much kibble, and stretch a little to reach the chin scritchies."

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Apr 062023
 

Title: Welcoming the Easter Bear
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare-chested magical bear
Notes: For the Secret Companion, Cormac guarding some painted draconid eggs. (They're probably not dragon eggs; they're too small. Varghest, maybe? Wyvern?)
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Apr 032023
 

Title: Princess Dandelion Questions the Decor
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: "Okay, great, it's a dragon egg. What do you care?"

For some reason, you guys voted for Manhammer Does Thedas, this month, and … I am just not as funny as usual. Sorry, y'all.
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Mar 232023
 

Title: The Space Between Moments
Fandom: Magelight Chronicles
Characters: Yorath Albion
Rating: T ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D3 )
Warnings: Bare shoulders and a phat blunt
Notes: Another resurrection from the depths of Magelight, dope-smoking albino gearhead, Yorath 'Yaz' Albion. Depending on the AU, he's between six-and-a-half and seven feet tall, and works at either a bookshop or a record shop. He's a bit of a loner, and is tired of people tying his hair to things, when he's not looking.
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