May 062025
 

Title: A Shell of a Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ,
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-mage, half-fish, no shirt
Notes: Kinnon, for Earl Greyer, lounging in a pile of very large shells. And I think to myself, is this like dragonbone for the surface folk? And now I'm going to be lost in consideration of giant sea creatures…
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May 052025
 

Title: A Pretty Lure
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-elf, half-fish, half shirt
Notes: Ladles and jellyspoons, it's MerMay. And what does the poll say? You absolute lunatics have asked for the finest fish of the underdark. My co-author Maverik did a memorable lanternfish!Jarlaxle a few years back, so I'm sticking with the theme, here, or at least the lantern.
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Apr 282025
 

Title: Shitpost Venus
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers
Rating: M N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: There's cloth in most of the right places, but not all of them
Notes: You saw this coming. You had to have seen this coming. Shit, I had to make sure I hadn't done it before. Anyway, yes, I did spend two days staring at Botticelli's Birth of Venus for this one, and no, it's not The Same, for a lot of reasons, not least the eggshell. (But, I spent way too long capturing that mostly vacant expression.)
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Apr 172025
 

Title: The Prophet's Ashes
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din Surana
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt. He's not actually naked, the fire's just in the way of the loincloth.
Notes: Easter? Necromancy? Oh, you know where this is going! Fen'Din makes an attempt on the supposed ashes of Andraste. (As we've joked in the past, if all those ashes were Andraste, she must've been a dragon.) For Kye, because NYAAA, which is absolutely a reason.
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Apr 102025
 

Title: Easter Egg(head)
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Hafidha Gates
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bad lighting?
Notes: There's another Langly one, later this month, that will… not explain this at all, but will at least complement it. IDFK, I got a bug about cyberpunk Easter. Y'all lucky there's only two of these…
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