May 132025
 

Title: Saltwater Sass Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-fish, half-mage, half-shirt
Notes: Artie, for the Secret Companion. It is clearly an error on my part that we have not had any deep-sea Artemis until this point, but this month, we've got two Artemeese!
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May 122025
 

Title: Soon to be Empty
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt. I don't know what that's a glass of, but it sure is purple.
Notes: I'm sure I was making jokes about psionics and fluid dispersal while I was working on this, but now I remember none of them. Suffice to say the glass is no longer full.
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May 082025
 

Title: Lion of the Deep
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen Rutherford
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Your favourite Knight-Captain, but as a fish.
Notes: I wonder if lions are grand fictional horrors, if one lives under the sea, like sailors tell tales of krakens and sea serpents… Anyway, here's Cullen, for our Badger.
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May 062025
 

Title: A Shell of a Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ,
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-mage, half-fish, no shirt
Notes: Kinnon, for Earl Greyer, lounging in a pile of very large shells. And I think to myself, is this like dragonbone for the surface folk? And now I'm going to be lost in consideration of giant sea creatures…
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May 052025
 

Title: A Pretty Lure
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-elf, half-fish, half shirt
Notes: Ladles and jellyspoons, it's MerMay. And what does the poll say? You absolute lunatics have asked for the finest fish of the underdark. My co-author Maverik did a memorable lanternfish!Jarlaxle a few years back, so I'm sticking with the theme, here, or at least the lantern.
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Apr 282025
 

Title: Shitpost Venus
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers
Rating: M N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: There's cloth in most of the right places, but not all of them
Notes: You saw this coming. You had to have seen this coming. Shit, I had to make sure I hadn't done it before. Anyway, yes, I did spend two days staring at Botticelli's Birth of Venus for this one, and no, it's not The Same, for a lot of reasons, not least the eggshell. (But, I spent way too long capturing that mostly vacant expression.)
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