Title: Do Not Cuddle the Pineapples
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A surprisingly small amount of bare chest
Notes: Anders is having trouble convincing Pounce he doesn't belong in the fruit basket.
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Title: Candy-Sword
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A scantily-clad elf licking questionable things
Notes: Something a little more stabby than a candy cane for Theron, this year. Just as delicious, though!
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Title: Pastry With Extra Bear
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nothing more exciting than a man in a large fluffy towel
Notes: Cormac will put up with a lot for some fresh pastry, sometimes even including the Orlesian chefs at Skyhold.
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Title: A Winter Fruit
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Elf in a speedo. I dunno, this one just feels trashy.
Notes: The favourite assassin of a good half of youse in a hot spring with oranges. Why not yuzu? Because I'm pretty sure I know where to find Thedosian oranges, less so Thedosian yuzu.
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Title: The Winey Hawke
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A punchbowl of wine and dat ass
Notes: "That's not an improvement, Varric!"
Artemis has started the party. Now it just needs more elves.
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Title: Reindeer Gifts
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Micah Kirklund ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Beefcake in a tasteful swimsuit
Notes: After delivering everything else, only gifts for the reindeer remain, and then our Swimsuit Santa is on holiday for another year.
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Title: Platyposed
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din Surana ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Elf in a thong
Notes: Enchanter Crazypants being more crazy with less pants… Three platypus! Still no grue's milk.
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Title: Polite Disinterest
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Corset-clad mage
Notes: Koalas are unimpressed by peppermint. Artie is just unimpressed.
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Title: These Aren't Kittens
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mage, no pants
Notes: And that's not a tree! … Close enough, I suppose.
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Title: Something Blue For the Holidays
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One elf in a small speedo and some bizarrely coloured drinks
Notes: Nobody is paid enough to put up with this elf. Especially not the bartender.
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