Terrible fic ideas:
- Crossover fic: Kabuto/Gin. Two sociopaths with nearly unshakable senses of loyalty… nearly…
- Inspired by the crackmeme: Five times Jim Kirk compared his friends to characters from vampire novels, and the one time Bones threw a book at him.
- Somebody please remind me who the fuck’s story this actually is: Dude is tripping balls, wants to cook something that involves a fry pan. Dude greases inside of fry pan, but wants to be really sure nothing sticks. Dude greases outside of fry pan, gets caught up in the zen of greasing the fry pan.