Aug 262007
 

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Fandom: Naruto
Characters: Namiashi Raidou, Hagane Kotetsu, Kamizuki Izumo, Gekkou Hayate, Yamashiro Aoba, Shiranui Genma
Rating: M
Warnings: Sex and violence
Notes: Just a few random quotes from one night’s brain-dump.


"Aikido is the art of not being in the way. I guess that places me in direct opposition to aikido. It’s my job to be exactly in the way."

"You wouldn’t kill me, kitten! I’m made of pure, unadulterated awesome! You’d die of an awesome shortage if you killed me!"

"What the fuck am I made of velcro!? Get your hands the fuck off me!" *slaps* "Quit fucking touching! (I DON’T DO GIRLS, DAMMIT! LAY OFF!)"

"Yes, that’s fine. Of course that’s fine. What made you think that wouldn’t be okay? Now, can you go die in a fire, please? I’d like to finish my dinner in peace."

"I dunno, Genma. You might want to invest in a ball gag, after all. I think the introduction of your cock would just have made that situation even worse."

"You’re charming. You’re sweet. You’re sexy as hell. I have somewhere else to be."


"…and that’s a bit coming from you, jizz-for-brains!"

"Jizz-for-brains!? Me? You’re the whore!"

"While it is a minor miracle that I do not slosh and drizzle jizz from my every orifice with my every motion, my head is never said to be so empty as to serve as a bowl for it."