Title: Bring Your Own Gravity
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leliana ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mermaid
Notes: … or don't. Leliana for Anda.
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May 242022
May 222022
Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:
I'd stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y'know, sickly Orlesian book style.
And Comedy of Assholes readers know there's only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.
what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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May 172022
Title: Queen of the Deep
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mermaid
Notes: Beneath the waves, Bethany would not be a mere princess-consort, but a warrior queen in her own right. (I bet fish don't have stupid rules about mages in politics…) For Kitta.
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May 102022
Title: Sharkhunter
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless merman
Notes: MerMay begins with the eater of souls, Leofric of Elmridge, for the Secret Companion. If somebody's gonna hunt large predators in any environment, it's gonna be him. (Which is sort of how he got killed, when you consider it…)
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Apr 262022
Title: Moonlight Study
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen Rutherford ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A bit of chest and leg
Notes: For Badger, one daydreaming Templar nerd, by moonlight.
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Apr 212022
Title: The First Warm Day
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ser Peryn ♂, Kinnon ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: side-butt and hugs
Notes: For Earl, for whom no amount of this unlikely couple is too much! Which is good, because I like them, too.
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Apr 192022
Title: Wet Leather and Gleaming Blades
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half a shirt, a bit of skin
Notes: Zevran, enjoying the spring rains, for Anda.
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Apr 122022
Title: A Southern Blossom
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Beefcake in a tutu
Notes: …But don't let him hear you say it. Carver, for Kitta.
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Apr 072022
Title: The Bane of Denerim
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Quite a bit of leg
Notes: Do I mean Kalli? Do I mean the rain? Open to interpretation. For the Secret Companion.
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Mar 292022
Title: Not That Surprising
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes: … if we can see the bouquet behind your back. Carver, for Badger.
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