Jul 052014
 

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Title: The Dead Man's Game: Cake and Sodomy
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Sam Winchester ♂, Kafziel (OC) ♂, Gabriel ♂
Rating: E  (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, blasphemy, crackomatic crackfic of crack, we put the fun in dysfunctional, the internet is for porn
Notes: I'm not even going to apologise for this chapter title. It's got Twinkies and buttsex. It's even more appropriate, if you can name the cities of the plain that Gabriel's credited with destroying. And what the sins of those cities actually involved. I'm just so damn sad I didn't manage to squeeze in any jokes about Gabriel's hundred and forty pairs of wings. Yes, pairs.
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Jul 042014
 

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Title: The Dead Man's Game: Family and Memories
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Dean Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC) , Gabriel , Crowley
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Expletives, memory loss, blasphemy, crackomatic crackfic of crack, we put the fun in dysfunctional
Notes: Cas and Crowley on speaking terms?! What madness is this? Gabriel and Kafziel have a nice long chat about how things are, how things might have been, and what Gabriel doesn't remember.
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Jul 032014
 

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Title: The Dead Man's Game: Burgers and Exposition
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC) , Gabriel , Crowley
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Expletives, blasphemy, crackomatic crackfic of crack, we put the fun in dysfunctional
Notes:  Non-stop raving and dickery, in much the fashion that occurs when one's extended family is brought together in a single room. Introducing an archangel to the king of hell! How attached is Gabriel to those twinkies? Didn't Sam say he'd be back 'tomorrow'? What the hell did Castiel want with a roll of violet pastilles? Answers to these questions and more…
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Jul 022014
 

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Title: The Dead Man's Game: Faith and Twinkies
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Sam Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC) , Gabriel
Rating: T (L2  N0  S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, discussion of past murder, blasphemy, mentions of porn, vaguely cracky
Notes: Absolutely anything I say about this chapter will be a spoiler… but, so are the tags! Fuckit. Summoning Gabriel out of Casa Erotica 14 may not be the best idea Sam's ever had, but it works. Bonus points to anyone who recognises the summoning I used. Which I seriously doubt anyone will… Keep in mind I didn't proof this at all, so there's pretty much guaranteed to be typos and stupid-ass continuity errors.
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Jul 012014
 

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Title: The Dead Man's Game: A Question of Life or Death
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC)
Rating: T (L2  N0  S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, discussion of past murder, blasphemy, mentions of porn, vaguely cracky
Notes: Sam's sure Gabriel's dead. He was there for that. He spent decades listening to Lucifer angst about it. But, the angels in his living room aren't so sure. Castiel might have seen Gabriel, recently, and Kafziel is pretty sure he'd have sensed it if his boss was actually dead. (Please forgive me if I accidentally flood Twitter. I'm trying to post these to the days I forgot to post them, in the hope that won't happen.)
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Jun 272014
 

Title: Hyperbolica: Goddess of Exaggerated States
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Hyperbolica
Rating: Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: I did this with no references, in about fifteen hours. I know it's busted, and I will do another version, once I have some pictures to work from. Happy birthday, mum! (And I know you're wondering what the hell is with the lack of exaggerated anything in this image, but that would take like three pages of context, and I just don't have it in me, right this second.)
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Jun 222014
 

Title: Serpent in the Garden
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Shani
Rating: Rating: PG (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shirtless naga. If you don't dig snake dudes, this is not for you.
Notes: This one's for y!GalleryKeldrin, who asked for 'something with water' and 'holding a glass of wine'. You know me. Nothing's ever quite that simple. *laughs* So, the wine kind of morphed into Saracen Salad (that's got wine in it, if it's the red kind!) and I got to pull out my favourite fountain, again.
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Jun 172014
 

Title: It's Not Serious
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester
Rating: T" width="32px" /> (L0 N2 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Explicit descriptions of ridiculous amounts of pain, but no actual violence. And a shower, in which someone is non-explicitly naked.
Notes: Dean swears it's not serious. Swears up and down, while he's holding onto the wall and trying to keep the last thing he ate in his body. It's just cracked ribs. Nothing serious. And Sam knows he's lying, and will not be taking any of this crap, which is probably for the best. Ok, definitely for the best. But, Dean is not admitting that. (Your friendly neighbourhood airhead totally neglected to post this, two days ago.)
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Jun 152014
 

Title: The Brotherhood of Check Your Pockets
Fandom: Magelight/Vortex crossover
Characters: Raider Rabbit/Rabbit Red , Icefeather
Rating: Rating: PG (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Semi-shirtless bunny boy.
Notes: For my favourite brother, who bloody well knows he's my favourite. I remember picking his pockets a few times, one fine afternoon, and finishing up by nicking his bootknife with my toes. To be fair, he was much better at my pockets than I was at his, but his trousers fit better. Consider this a tribute to brotherly roguishness, and the kinds of stunts you can only pull when that kind of close is totally normal.
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