Jul 152025
 

Title: One Day There Will Have Been Trouble
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Raleigh Samson
Rating: G-
Warnings: Shirtless Templar, nice lights
Notes: So, an old friend started shit by sending me a Samson doodle, a couple weeks ago. I had to do something about that. So, when Kye failed to pick a pinup for this month, I retaliated with some more tragic Templar. One of these days, when I'm not in the middle of hell, I'll do a red version. (I will not be apologising for whiff of Irem on that title.)
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Jul 142025
 

Title: Someone Keeps Eating My Hair
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ,
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Can't teach a halla anything it doesn't want to learn. Sorry, Manhammer, she's your problem now. if you're whistling TMBG's 'someone keeps moving my chair' all day, i'll take the blame
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Jul 082025
 

Title: The Thrill of Discovery
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Valery de Serault , Leofric of Elmridge
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two guys in their underthings, not quite touching. It just looks like it might go somewhere.
Notes:

For Earl Greyer, the second favourite tragic duo, Val and Frick, doing what they do best: starting trouble in places they're not supposed to be.

'Phillibert finished the research started by Mandanus, and it all agrees with Callistus. You know what that means, right?'
"Holidays by Lake Celestine?"

'Holidays in Cumberland, at least. Hand me that copy of The Emerald Waters from behind you. I want to check one more thing…'

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Jul 072025
 

Title: No, the Other Other Screwdriver
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless nerd
Notes: Had a three-way tie in the polls this month, and because I'm an asshole, I solved it by picking the one character all those options had in common: Langly. So, you know, you've enabled my birthday present to myself yet moar Langly every Monday, all month, including the Thedosian option and the legendary silverer of the High Wilderness. So, please enjoy my favourite disney princess looking for the other other screwdriver.
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Jun 242025
 

Title: Somebody In This Family Had To Be the Straight One
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V1 D1 )
Warnings: No shirt, some side-butt
Notes: For our Badger, here's Carver, ready to throw hands over his gayest brother's honour. The bisexuals can fend for themselves, though.
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Jun 232025
 

Title: It's Not Bisexuality If It's Mind Control
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Boxers, socks, and necktie
Notes: He'd never once have thought it, if it wasn't for that one time with the psychic (and psycho, if you want Langly's opinion) ex. But, she did, and then he did, and every once in a while, he considers it again. Langly is not drunk enough for Byers's drama-soluble heterosexuality.
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Jun 212025
 

Title: A Righteous Man
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Raleigh Samson
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: For I don't even know how many years, I've been trying to work up a Samson I'm happy with. Fuckin' success, at last. Obviously, before the red lyrium. Probably about twenty years before. It'll be easier to do the damage, now that I have something to work from.

i blame this entirely on an old friend who dropped a smokin' hot samson sketch in my lap, earlier this week, forcing me to retaliate
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Jun 172025
 

Title: Not the First, Maybe the Last, Definitely the Gayest
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: The Architect
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: some side-chest. It's less about what and more about how
Notes: For the Secret Companion, the Architect of the Works of Beauty, being outrageously gay about it.
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