Title: Rivaini Beach Vacation
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen Rutherford ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Templar on the beach in long shorts
Notes: Our Badger wanted Cullen, so I bring you a beach vacation from the most magical place in Thedas.
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Title: Where Once There Were Dragons
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad sorceress
Notes: Bethany, for the Secret Companion, about to do something terrible and necromantic. On the beach!
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Title: Finally A Warm Day
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Chaz Villette ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dweeb in a desert
Notes: In August. In Nevada. He misses the twenty pounds he's never getting back…
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Title: The Rapidly Decreasing Distance Between Monitor Tan and Sunburn
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless nerd with a scary-looking energy drink
Notes: Y'all wanted Vexation, so I can only assume that was a request for more of this dweeb. No, don't worry, I'm not going to do another All Langly All The Time month (though you can request that!) but I won't swear you're not getting at least one of the clones!Â
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Title: It's All About the Cinnamons
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some bare chest and thigh
Notes: Gromph. A cinnamon roll. Interpret as you will.
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Title: Cake is the New Alive
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din Surana ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A very scantily-clad elf eating cake
Notes: Fen'Din, for the Secret Companion, engaged in one of his favourite things… eating cake. As he'd be quick to tell you, he's not eating that cake, he's eating the other cake, the cake that's actually made of cake and not plaster.
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Title: The Gift of Change
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Memeth ♀
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily-clad half-woman, half-bird
Notes: The subtlest, most insidious sort of change is simply age, so what better than Memeth, the Ever-Changing, the Lady of Resurrections, at times like these?
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Title: Mist[c]akes Were Made
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Chaz Villette ♂, Schmengy Paws ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The shortest shorts, the intersection of cat and cake
Notes: And this, platypus, is why we put the cat on the patio before assembling a cake…
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Title: A Wrapped Package or Two
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Them's some short shorts…
Notes: It's my party and I'll Hawke if I want to… Anton Hawke, for our Birb.
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Title: The Cake: Is It a Lie?
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Drow in a skimpy loincloth, with more side-butt than usual
Notes: Kimmuriel can't stop being suspicious long enough to just eat cake. Which, really, is probably reasonable.
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